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A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires to the pub with the rest of the team to sing rude songs and tell blue jokes.
Them:
"OH! Football is for poofters
And tennis is for queers
Cricket is for batty boys
who take it up the rears
Golfers bite their pillows
And swimmers do the same
But! We are proper men because RUGBY is our game!"
Me:
"You're a rugger bugger, intcha?"
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to add to the hairy giants discription are the communal naked baths towel whipping (bugger in the true sense) and endless vomiting from drinking to much BITTER
The crudest of Rugger bugger songs!
The Tampax Factory
Jamboree e e
In the Tampax Factory
shout out your orders loud and clear
(LOUD AND CLEAR)
We have small medium large,
Super duper
fill a barge
when the end of the month
comes around
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Rugby playing schoolkids/University lads who seem to have an insatiable curiosity about all things involving gay sex. See rugby songs/jokes.
Rugger bugger song>
The sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season,
He tries to bugger the sphinx
But the sphinx's posterior orifice
Is blocked with the sands from the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile
Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum
Bum Titty Bum Titty ay,
Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum
Singing Bum Titty Bum Titty ay
'Cos we're all queers together
That's why we go around in pairs
Yes we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs
Now the sexual life of a bullfrog
Is hard to comprehend
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger his friend
But the arse of the average bullfrog
Is filled up with mucus and slime
Which accounts for the face of the bullfrog
And why he goes BURRRRRP all the time
chorus
A biological paper from Oxford
By Harrison, Hunter and Hall
Has proven that the common hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all
An alternative thesis from Cambridge
Has incontrovertibly shown
That comparative immunity from buggery
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone
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These are thick, blockheaded, assholes who can't do much but get drunk and play Rugby. Often bully people while in school, then after leaving do any of the following:
1. Try to play rugby professionally, but fail, and work in their daddy's company.
2. Become major alcoholics and become extemely sad and sit around in the pubs all day talking about their "glory days".
3. (My personal favorite) Roll over and die somewhere...
Rugger buggers: Focking hell mon, let go get focking drunk, then snort some Creo and deck some focking birds.
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One who plays Rugby. Especially pertaining to Old-boy network toffs.
The rugger-buggers got the corporate boxes.
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Typical school rugby player. Usually posessing the "On the team" attitude and acts accordingly (like a total twat.) Can usually be seen in the 'cool' end of the socialising area with the rest of the rugby team. Doesn't take well to footballers or anyone outside his group of small brains and thanks to the athletic nature of the school, didnt need qualifications to move up academically in the school (rugger bugger team coach "pulled his pisser" as known in the trade (arse sex to most.) Enjoys picking on people who are alone with rest of "gang" who are never going to fight back (gang banging.) In conversation with other rugger buggers other peoples dislike for them is expressed by the formulae
N = d (N = Not on team.) (d - dont like me/us.)
Usually will gloat etc about having trophey pickings with the women but usually is faced with nothing special and gets very annoyed when Johnny Smooth (who is actually a nice guy and hangs with Professor Chrissy) gets the school corker.
"Clothes off for the showers boys, lets do some rugger buggering"
"You aint on the team, you aint coming in" "Fine i'll go to that nice place down with goals and a box at each goals."
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A phrase used to describe those moments you can't say what you are really thinking but want to let something out - usually used when in company so language is restrained. Works well in a variety of pronounications e.g.
long and stretched - bug - ger - rug - ger,
short and angry - buggerrugger
or
mumbled and infuriated - best used when someone is annoying you.
First invented in 1992 (ish).
Oh Bugger Rugger - I've knocked the full glass of wine over.