Rule #115

If a girl is staying at your house and not paying rent, she best be keeping that shit bent.

Corbin: are you letting Sarah live with you now?
Chad: yeah, why?
Corbin: is she paying rent?
Chad: No I just told her about rule #115

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Rule 115

no matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone you answer it

*toddler hands 6'7 biker guy on the street a ringing toy phone*
biker guy 1: I don't want it...
biker guy 2: rule 115 man
biker guy 1: fu- *looks at toddler* er, hello?

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