Rule 18

Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords

*movie ends*
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!

rule 18

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Rule 18

If you are reading this rule and you don't own the device that you are reading it on, you will be hit by the owner in any form or fashion that they choose.

Sam: Dude check out this rule
Jimmy: Hey! That's my phone!
Jimmy: Rule 18 (Hit)
Sam: Damn It

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Space Rule 18

No fat chicks

When inviting women to a party always remember Space Rule 18.

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rule 18 for voice calls

if shes gonna masterbate, the mic must be off if your mic is off. Equal rights, Equal fights and its simple

Girl: I am so horny, imma go mute and do smt rq
Man: "rule 18 for voice calls", BRO U CAN'T MUTE
Girl: Your right, I won't mute then