Rule 23

The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.

Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay

Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight

Rule 23

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

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ja rule # 23

ya'll are all little fucking pussies who go and post things on the internet about people u don;t even know becuase u are insecure and realize that u aren't ever going to be anyone so u suck 50 cents dick becuase u and him make fun of him together and 50 cent probably got the GAME to shoot him and 50 shot the GAME
i don't like Ja rule but i can say shut the fuck up about him

stop being douche bags and learn to say things about people without sucking 50 cents dick

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rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet