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Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.
You can do anything you like, mate, but Rule 7 applies
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Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.
Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.
Ed: Really, aw crap.
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Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.
"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"
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Where a user of a chat site (omegle, chatroullete, etc.) will not:
a. Disconnect from a conversation
b. Direct the flow of a conversation
c. Lie about an answer to a question*
*the only exception is if asked for social security number, phone number, full name, or anyway they can know who you are in "real life"
Stranger: So what do you want to talk about?
You: well, I can't really decide, I use rule 7.
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Respects the Rule 7
Dude 1 : Hi dude, you have some news?
Dude 2 : Yeah the Rule 7.
Dude 1 : What's that Rule?
Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7.
Dude 1 : Ok so tell me what is that Rule.
Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7...
Dude 1 : How can i respect it if you dont tell me what it is!?
Dude 2 : I just said what is the Rule so respect it!!
Dude 1 : But what is it!?!?
Dude 2 : Respecte the Rule 7!!!
Dude 1 : JUST TELL ME WHA'S THE FREAKING RULE!!!
Dude 2 : I JUST SAID IT!!! RESPECTE THE RULE 7!!!
etc
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"Rule #7 says, 'Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to.'"
Rule #7 is a rule created by Christian Kane, a bad-ass country rocker who created a song called "The House Rules". In "The House Rules", CK (as known by the "Kaniacs", aka Christian Kane's fan base) pointed out that Rule #7 means "Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to."
Don't touch them women, boy---that's breakin' Rule #7!
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Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!
Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!
Dan: Rule #7, man!
Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!
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