rum changsky

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one Beer Chang, one shot of rum, and one shot of grenadine. The Rum Changsky is a simple and efficient drink for the working man. Nothing in wasted on appearance or taste. Designed and named to honor Noam Chomsky's friendly brand of communism.

Hitherto, every form of society has been based ... on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes. Henceforth, society shall be freed by a Rum Changsky made for every man ... the working man.