Russell Sage College

A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.

Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!

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