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A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish
On some days I just need a Russian breakfast
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a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast
Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.
- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.
Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"
Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"
Hangover Patient 1 -
"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"
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drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
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the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off
Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast
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