russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her

Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal