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The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie
I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson
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Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.
It was worth getting shit on my face because I won the match with the Rusty Nelson.
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Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.