Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

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Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.

Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.

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