rusty swiss

the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.

"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"

"I heard he finished himself off!"

"Was the pig OK?"

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