Rvan

A handsome German man, who runs a grocery store. He never has time for the boys because he is too busy spending time and spoiling his lovely wife. He's also a huge fan of the Florida Panthers. MEEEEEEEEEEOW!

Karen: "You're a rude cashier! Let me speak to your manager!"
Cashier: "You mean Rvan? That good-looking man is right there!"

Rvan

A dick.

That dude was acting like such an rvan last night...