ryan seaman

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

ryan seaman

a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.

UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master

CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.