SPW

An acronym for Severe Pussy Withdrawal. A disorder in which a male is cut off of his supply of natural or artificial pussy. Results are, but not limited too: severe mood swings, aggressive behavior, depression, and a feeling of loneliness.

Patrick hit that worthless hood rat because he is suffering from SPW.

67👍 26👎

SPW

Secret Pocket Wank

Friend: Dude, that is wrong, stop having an SPW in class.

26👍 9👎

SPW

(Sex Per Week) The amount of times a person has sex during the course of the week

BS: My SPW is at an amazing 7
JM: Oh bullshit

21👍 7👎

SPW

Smart Person Word. A word that you come across while reading that only smart people use.

"In the presence of the king, he was an obsequious servant."

Carl: That's a total SPW!

5👍 1👎

SPW

Sugar pill week. the time of the month that girls, who are taking birth control of the 28 day kind, have placebo, or sugar pills, for the entire week.

me: >.< My mini-me factory is angry, on strike, and drawing blood.
my friend: SPW again?
me: yes.

5👍 7👎

spw

pronounced "spwuh". spw means sucks or blows.

that's really spw. your mom's really spw

8👍 20👎

SPW

Acronym for 'Shits per week'. can be used to enquire how frequently someone produces excrement.

I've been on an all fruit diet and my SPW has trebled