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Verb: The act of providing support which is usually financial. The act of being a sponsor (often reluctantly) while out with a group of "friends" where one or more seem to consistently carry less cash than you and/or others in your group.
Often sponsoring is voluntary and is planned by the group. For example: A few guys taking turns buying rounds of drinks. Or, a pre-understanding that one of the group has voluntarily offered to buy dinner, drinks, etc while out this time.
Except in the case of voluntary sponsoring described above, the sponsoree is generally suspected of purposely carrying less money, with the expectation that one of their (soon to be alienated) friends will wind up sponsoring them (lending them money) at the last minute usually facilitated by the impaired judgment of the prospective sponsor. The reluctant sponsor later feels taken & curses himself as he realizes the sponsoree will take weeks to pay him back and that the money will assuredly come from another of his friends.
1. (a) "I can't believe that asshole Freddy and
his hose bag didn't bring enough dough
to pay their part of the check, God, they piss me the fuck off!"
(b) "Word 'G'! Bo bo wound up sponsoring dey
asses las time 'n dat po bastid ain no
gillianaire, shit!"
(a) "I know, right!? This is the last motherfuckin' time! This is IT or they are out of the loop!"
2. Prologue: A group of cute girls out at a club, all of whom giggle & brought no more than $20, only to spend $10 of it on the cover charge after their inability to seduce the fat pig bouncer...
(a) "Girls, we are going to have to leech off
some dumb guys again; fucking have to
get my buzz on!"
(b) "Me too bitch, get some cunt clown to
step to sponsorin'(g) or no cab home fo
yo asses."
(c) "I'll let 'em think we'll tag team if we
get wasted enough!"
(a,b,c)"All right! Let's go get 'um! Girl power!"
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A MAN OR WOMAN THAT PAYS FOR SEX...USUALLY A MALE BECAUSE MOST WOMEN ARE TOO SMART TO PAY FOR SEX...
That lame nigga just bought me a new car....I think I found myself a Sponsor
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Used when a person wears multiple clothing items from one particular brand.
(Your friend is wearing a Hurley brand hat and t-shirt, for example.) "Dude, are you sponsored?"
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In various 12-Step groups, such as AA or NA, a sponsor is someone who has some time in the program and has worked the steps who is willing to be there for newcomer. Sponsors generally help take the newcomer through the steps, are there to listen when a newcomer calls, and encourages the him or her to get involved in the group. Sponsors expect nothing in return except that the sponsee does the same for the next person needing help.
Fred: I've had a really hard day. Wish a beer was around...
Sam: You might wanna think about calling your sponsor first.
Sponsee: Hey John, just wanted to say hey, nothing new here.
Sponsor: Good to hear, see you at a meeting tonight?
Sponsee: Yeah, I'll be there.
Sponsor: Good, you might wanna go ahead and make the coffee.
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A sponsor is a key component to successfully recovering from alcoholism or drug addiction through the 12-step program. Your sponsor is the sympathetic support person with whom you can share anything in relation to your recovery process, no matter how embarrassing. Your sponsor is the person who will take you through the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) or Narcotic Anonymous (NA).
I gave my Sponsor my drugs then he put it into my coffee.
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Noun: A person who helps another person by voluntarily providing money and services in hopes that one day some love will be reciprocated for the services. Usually women have sponsors.
"I asked my sponsor for two hundred dollars to pay my light bill.
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an individual who pays for your food, your clothing, your vacations, your extxra curricular activties and alcohol. Also provides transportation.
John doesn't goes to school or need a job because he has a sponsor!
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