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a back up person boy or girl that way if it don't work out with your first choice or girl/boyfriend you have someone to fall back on that way there's no waiting around for someone new.
me: don;t you go out with bill
friend: yes, but i don't want to tell bob about him
me: well, what are you going to do?
friend: i don't know i guess bob is my safety net incase me and bill don't work out.
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A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.
Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!
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To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination
Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk
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an extension of the slang 'safe' where a situation is extremely favourable, an ultimate plus.
Me: yo how much wud u rate this girl from 1-10
friend:damn shes a fine 10, u know her?
Me: yea im gonna see her in a couple of weeks and shes up for it
friend: Safety net!
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One of Ariana Grande’s songs from her newest album; Positions :)
A: “have you listened to Safety Net yet?”
B: “yeah I love it!”
( btw stream positions😟⁉️ )
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When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
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(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.
Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.
Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?