Saggy Scale

The scale to measure how saggy your boobs are.

Sit and place a pencil on the underside of your boob. The number of pencil widths away from the nipple dictate the scale of sagginess.

1 pencil = saggy

2 pencil = deflated

3 pencil = empty
4 pencil = witch tits

5 pencil = pancakes
6 pencil = spaniels ears
7 pencil = ruined

8 pencil = cucumbers

Measure your saggy boobs with this saggy scale