A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise
little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy
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