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saint nicholas

When you are having sex with a female and she begins to cum on your dick. Before you can finish she decided she wants to finish you with oral. In the process of performing oral her cum spreads over her upper lip and on her chin causing her to look like she has a beard and mustache.

Becky couldn't help but finish me with oral after she came and after she finished me off she had a thick Saint Nicholas.

by Dantastic454 August 5, 2014

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Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.

Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

by mormakil April 3, 2019


Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused

Example 1:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?

Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?

Example 2:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

Kid 3: Huh? Who?

by Luvrophie September 29, 2022