Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum

Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy