Salad Dog

An entry level restaurant employee who is degraded by superiors and lazy colleagues when forced to do menial tasks.

Hey bartender, pass your own appetizers!!! I'm not your fucking salad dog!!!

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Dog Salad

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.

Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea

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