Salahi

When someone shows up at an event without an official invitation from the host(s).

"I can't believe she didn't invite me to her party after 5 years of friendship! I'm going to Salahi it, that'll show her."

"Let's Salahi that sold-out concert; no one will ever notice us in the crowd anyway."

Coworker: "Want to meet up with some of us before the holiday party to see some old friends?"
Former coworker: "The holiday party is that night?? Maybe I'll Salahi that!"

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Salahi

Bullshit

That is total Salahi!

Do you smell that Salahi?

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Salahi

Sneaking into a soiree univited.

"Yeah I salahied that Prince party by hiding in the trunk of the car at the checkpoint!! Ruined my Pradas but...BEST PARTY EVER!!

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Salahi

To crash a party, to invade, to show up when not invited.

They salahi the party...(like when Tareq and Michaela Salahi crashed the White House party)

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Tareq Salahi

1.The name of some fat asshole that snuck into the white house with his bony white bitch wife.

2. A tacky ass name that I'm fucking sick of seeing and hearing.

1. Tareq Salahi A fat poser asshole, 2. Someone that should have been shot or detained for sneaking into the presidential mansion.

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Dirty Salahi

A.) When person(s) violate succinct requests for privacy by gaining unauthorized access through the front entryway.

B.) When a man or woman (or both) engage in screwing their country, then wipe a collection of fecal matter on the faces of everybody in their social network.

C.) When rear entry is not an option, so person(s) violate by sneaking through the front door.

Hey, did you catch them giving their boss the old "Dirty Salahi"? They walked right into the company picnic like they owned the place....... AND they weren't even invited!

Hey, did you see the look on their friends' faces....... they had been "Dirty Salahi'd"!!

dirty sanchez dirty rodriguez dirty hitler filthy sanchez frosty moustache

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salahi-ism

1. The act of being self-involved and detattched from reality

2. Acting delusional about a situation that is ones own fault

see also Narcicism and/or Schizophrenia

Dude, Allison needs to stop having that total salahi-ism attitude.