Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

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This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

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salmon flap

The loose lips of a well used vagina that have a unpleasant smell and or discoloration.

Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2