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When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...
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When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.
Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!
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When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.
Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'
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When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.
Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.
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sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.
duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho
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When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.