salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

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