salsaphobia

the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. It also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.

"Hey, do you want some chips and dip?"
"NO! I have a bad case of salsaphobia AND a salsa monster living under my bed. Get that away from me." (while running and/or screaming)