Salse

Salse is a hot commodity for the ladies. They lather up with Salse when they're hot and bothered but slightly uncomfortable. It eases them into a sultry mood for the mating ritual of using Twitter and Instagram. Sometimes they lather up and sniff their own butts. Salse is also for eating on bacon.

John: "Hey Larry!"

Larry: "Yeah?"

John: "I got some Salse for ya, you little bitch!!"

Larry: "I don't use Salse, I eat straight up bacon."

Then a woman sneaks out of the bushes and starts spreading the Salse all about her body and sniffing her own butthole in front of John and Larry. Ew. "Ew," says Larry.

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