salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

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salts my apples

Another term for "pissed off."
Frequently used on Reddit and in the titles of 'Rip Vine' compilations

Ajit Pai and his net neutrality ass really salts my apples

Salting my apples

When your boob hurt.

Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.

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That really salts my apple

When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.

“That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”