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Pouring caramel topping all over someone's penis and then performing oral sex on them. The taste in your mouth after they jizz? Salted caramel.
Would you like some salted caramel?
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The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.
Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?
Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.
Jon: Ew.
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When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.
Make sure your response is salted caramel.
Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”
“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”
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A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.
The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.
Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure