Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

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Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.