salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

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Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

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salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

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