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Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv February 9, 2012

157πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020


Salty potato

A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.

Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative

by Ashtonaut April 16, 2017

9πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Salty potato

Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.

Babe, don't be a salty potato.

by pumpkinpotato December 5, 2018

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

57πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Salty potato cake

A legend or an amazing person

"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"

by Sarah dim sim December 28, 2016