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When a guy gets jizz in his beard.
I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.
when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.
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When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"