samantha aka sam

when you meet a sam, know that

a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.

or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.

person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.

person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?

person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.

person two: drop that snake.

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