hammy sammy

A ham sandwich

Had a nice hammy sammy for lunch today.

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Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing