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samurai jacked

getting pit-pocketed in japan

Yesterday I was samurai jacked by some moron in a jumpsuit.

by ninjymnast December 21, 2010


Samurai Jack

A rather decent show by Genndy Tartakovsky, which is played on Cartoon Network. It's about a samurai called Jack (called so by a group of ghetto-speaking thugs in the second episode), and how he is ripped into the future where the almighty being Aku (japanese literal meaning for "evil") rules all, including various locations in the heavens.

Yes, it is a type of rip on anime, and there was even a character on an episode that looked like Jigen from Lupin III. But with its cinematic soundtrack & other interesting things, you really could do worse. In fact, the purpose of this show is NOT to rip on anime! It's called APPRECIATION OF CULTURES! Unfortunately, people just don't get it. -_-'

"Aku is funny. I thought the funniest episode of the show was when he was trying to brainwash the children into disliking Jack, by reading them a bunch of fractured fairytales."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

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samurai jack

a super awsome show about a samurai named jack who get sent into the future by a magic skinny black guy named aku. Jacks goal in the show is to find a portal in which to return to the past and defeat aku. Even though he finds a portal in almost every episode he never manages to return,thus giving the creators the ability to make a season finale at any givin time without anybody seeing it coming.The last episode actually ends up being the prolouge to the first episode when jacks father gets the magic sword from the gods and defeats aku and locks him up for a few years.

"Gee I really wish i could see if samurai jack ever makes it back to the past."

by wesdoggg December 4, 2009

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Samurai Jack

A no-anime cartoon that takes place in Japan,when a boy named Jack,and his hometown is destroyed,he grows up,and get a magic sword which can be used to defeat Aku(means evil or demon in Japanese),he must defeat Aku to go back into the past and undo the future as Aku

Samurai Jack is an awesome cartoon

by Mo October 17, 2004

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Samurai Jack

An awesome show originally released by Cartoon Network, but later released by the CN late night channel Adult Swim, it is about the young samurai, Jack and his quest of defeating the Evil Aku (the main antagonist) , (Spoilers!!) in the first episode he comes close to defeating Aku, but before he could he make the final blow Aku sent him into the future, where he terrorized the world and built robot armies to carry out his will. unlike most show the main bad guy does not have a one sided personality of straight up evil, as Aku is humorous as well. Samurai jack has been around since 2001, but just had it series finale this year (2017) because from 2005 to 2016 it was canceled by Cartoon Network and was finally picked up by adult swim somewhere between 2014 and 2017 where they made the show more for the adult age group. If you haven't seen Samurai Jack yet, I suggest you do

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome

by Drizzy D. June 13, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai Jack

An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.

Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!

by thlalyi February 7, 2003

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Samurai Jack

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.

Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O

by Drazar March 18, 2004

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