1.Small shitty city in south Texas full of tacuaches with low pick up trucks.
2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.
-Did you saw the video of the couple fucking at San Benito high school
-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats
The act of bestiality with a sheep.
Harry: Man...I could really go for a San Benito right now.
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When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
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When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.
While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!