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Sand Attack

The most annoying fucking attack in the game "Pokemon," when the user apparently kicks sand into your pokemon's fucking eyes, making it lose accuracy, and does it about 4 or 5 times in a row to make your Pokemon miss every damn attack afterwards and makes it fucking useless from then on.

Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Etc. Etc.

by That Kid with the Forehead June 2, 2013