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A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.
There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.
Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.
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Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.
No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.
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A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.
References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:
Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!
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When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.
Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.
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When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.
Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
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When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.
Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
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When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.
Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
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