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Its what hobos use as currency when they don't have any money
Joel: Shit I'm out of booze
Max: just buy some with your sand dollars
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When a women is giving you a bliwjob on the beach, you cum on her face and stick her head in the sand.
Jim gave Sallly a sand dollar after she blew him on the beach.
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A cat's asshole. Cat butt. When kitty sits down, his asshole leaves a sand dollar print.
Randi's cat Pooie is too portly to clean its own butt, therefore Pooie has a dirty sand dollar.
Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.
Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
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1: what a pimp picks up from his hoes but then needs more since it flies away like sand hence the term sand dollar
2: weird little creatures that wash up on the beach
3: what the flinstones use as money
1: That pimp smacked his ho cause he needed more sand dollars
2: That sand dollar got stuck on the beach and died
3: Fred paid 200 sand dollars for his aliigator lawnmower
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A female's nipples, surrounded in hair
Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...
She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...
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A person in a state of total confusion due to exhaustion. A state of sleep deprivation. When you make no logical sense.
- Example 1 -
*On the phone at 2:00 am*
Jane: Janet, I'm turning into a sand dollar!
Janet: Wow, that's... crazy
*two minutes later*
Jane: This sand dollar's gotta peace. Bye.
- Example 2 -
Maggie: Last night Terry was talking about moving to Turkey to start a zoo.
Terry: Oh, my bad. I was sand dollaring hard core last night.
Maggie: You said it's okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist...
Terry: Wow
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Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women
I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup
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