A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.
The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.
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The underside of Chris' gooch.
Chris has one nasty sand lobster.
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An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.
"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."
"Mm. I like it."
"I don't like sand..."
"Yeah dude."
The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.
"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.