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sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T May 6, 2012

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sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 3, 2011

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Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 25, 2017

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