Sandy Crotch

When you get sand in your in your vajay-jay

Yo fist pump to the Jersey Shore, only to get a Sandy Crotch.

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Sandy Crotch Dog

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.