Sweet and cute but a complete dick at the exact same time
Mel - ยกOMG! DID U SEE SARUM TODAY HES SOOOO HOTTT
Chloe - Yeah but heโs such a dick to me and heโs probably dating 5 girls right now.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY FROM THE BISHOP WOODSWORTH SCHOOL XOXO
1) The sickest guy ever, literally a g, he's always a kind and nice person, really sick at sports, never gets caught lacking, all the girls love him, he's a very smart person, ripped af, got them big shoulders, one of the best at footballer known to mankind, basically the perfect person that'd you inspire to be.
2) Also a really high achieving school in Salisbury.
John) Damn Bailey I really do wish I was Sarum, if only one day I could be like him.
Bailey) Dude cmon be a little bit more realistic, he's an absolute top class chap.
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The nickname of The Salisbury School, in Salisbury CT. Sarum is one of the most prestigious prep schools in the country, routinely sending students to top universities around the country. A far superior school to Hotchkiss, Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pawling, etc.
Chiz- I jizz my pants every time I hear the boys sing the Sarum Hymn after they embarrass (place name of prep school here) at (insert any sport here)
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a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats
sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022