sauce the chicken

v. a handjob.

derived from watching my fiance sauce hotwings. plays on the phrase "choking the chicken".

"hey bitch, sauce my chicken."

"dude! that skank sauced my chicken."

ME: "yeah bro, i had to kill her and bury her in the desert 'cause i came home and she was saucing another dude's chicken."

FRIEND: "wow man! what did you do with the guy?"

ME: "Made him sauce MY chicken."

will also accept "putting ranch on the dirty bird" and "stewin up foghorn" as vernacular.

sauce the chicken.

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Brown sauced chicken

Any Chinese American dish that includes some sort of brown sauce, and chicken

I don’t care what we order as long as we get some brown sauced chicken, like general tsos or sesame chicken

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I like hot sauce on my chicken

"Hotsauce", meaning semen, and "chicken" as in womens breasts. So it's a lesser dirty way of saying I like jizz on a girls tits.

I always tell girls I sleep with " I like hot sauce on my chicken".

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