sausage creature

Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.

Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.

I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.

I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....

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Sausage Creature

The Sausage Creature was developed by Hunter S Thompson as a mythical creature that appears when a Cafe Motorcycle Racer goes down. I is the creature that eats our skin, breaks our bones and turns us into human sausage.

I am a cafe racer and have many times faced such a creature.

The bike flew wildly into the of a curve bearing down with the weight of speed and mass as the Sausage Creature devoured another victim.

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