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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
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Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.
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roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.
Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.
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Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.