Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.
You: Okay.
You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.
Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.
You: OMG! So true