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Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018


Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 23, 2009